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Care to write a Fluther Haiku?

Asked by JilltheTooth (19692points) September 22nd, 2010

I found an old thread of Fluther Haiku and thought it would be fun to ressurect the concept. Got any to share?
I’ll go first:

Creative Jellies
Twine tentacles artfully.
Undersea wordsmiths.

C’mon, let’s see those poetic efforts!

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48 Answers

TexasDude's avatar

I’m an evil mod
Censoring you all day long
Ha ha ha ha ha!


Trillian's avatar

Bickering today
Semi allies tomorrow
That’s the way it is.

Arp's avatar

The chat is a drama
And the site an arena
Just how I like it


CMaz's avatar

A void in the universe
people stumble in
tastes like Fluther

Dog's avatar

Surf and float
See spam do sting
Absorb the knowledge.

crazyivan's avatar

Pay attention guys,
Some of these just aren’t Haikus
Count the syllables.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I was trying to recall the exact number of syllables. Any help?

JilltheTooth's avatar

@crazyivan; Thanks for catching that, I just came back and saw those.
Remember, guys, Haiku is 5, 7, 5. Although, I must say, I’m enjoying all the posts!
Or should I say:

Syllables count: Five
Seven, Five, to write proper
Haiku for us, here.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

What’s a guy to do
No way he can top that one
He bows to greatness

JilltheTooth's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe :

Extreme flattery
Always appreciated.
Thank You, my good friend!

erichw1504's avatar

One of the best sites
I must visit every day
At work or at home

I am not a poet

KatawaGrey's avatar

Oh, my sweet mother
Queen of the writing Jellies
You are the best mom

Jude's avatar

Where is that Robert
Time to make me a sandwich
You lazy bugger

JilltheTooth's avatar

@KatawaGrey :

Purple-haired daughter
Your sweet praise means more to me
Than all the others.

ucme's avatar

You must forgive me
At this I am a novice
Did I do okay?

KatawaGrey's avatar

Ucme, dear Jelly
You did quite splendidly, friend
Excellent Haiku

ucme's avatar

For fear of failure
I shall quit while i’m ahead
Phew what a relief

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Sleepless in the night
I turn to Fluther’s questions
until sleep comes near.

erichw1504's avatar

These jokes may offend
Read them with an open mind
Submit your own, please

AmWiser's avatar

Candlelight dinner
Pot roast with mash potatoes
He asks for gravy

rpm_pseud0name's avatar


Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Those jokes will offend
I was on there for a bit
Some jellys are nuts

aprilsimnel's avatar

I start my day now
With a look on the Fluther
Jellies without toast.

rebbel's avatar

Composing members
As we speak, no one at all
Or am i one too?

JilltheTooth's avatar

@rebbel :
Oh, tall foreign man
You are never alone here.
I’m giving you lurve.

erichw1504's avatar

The lurve of Fluther
The awards given daily
Lets all celebrate

LuckyGuy's avatar

I should be working
But my duties I’m shirking
I am Fluthering.

crazyivan's avatar

I am really stoked.
With over a thousand luvre.
Wish I could spend it…

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

No no no no no
Because I hate poetry
It confuses me

Fred931's avatar

What are you asking?
I have to think about this?
Eh, no thank you, then.

Vincent_Lloyd's avatar

Great questions are asked.
Having trolls on this website.
What a great question!

Neizvestnaya's avatar

What first drew the bee
morphed a most ravenous me
and now nobody

KatawaGrey's avatar

Rice and cheese, oh yum!
A late night snack serving as
My own gourmet meal.

Jeruba's avatar

<still thinking>

Jeruba's avatar


anonymous, exhibit
your grammar knowledge.

augustlan's avatar

Ode to the jellies
an insightful, caring bunch
I lurve all of you

Trillian's avatar

Searching cyberspace
Random questions and answers
Trying to connect

janbb's avatar

Still feeling the void
the sparks in the darkest voice
my grumpy old friend.

Jeruba's avatar

Nice smile, but something
In your teeth. Good hair, messy desk.
No chupacabra.

crazyivan's avatar

No one can make me.
I’m not writing a Haiku.
So leave me alone.

Blotto's avatar

A million rocks on a beach
That wait to roll and rest
And wait, for you.

choppersangel's avatar

Oh my goodness me,
my creativity has
left me, without word…

MissAnthrope's avatar

Oh, sea of knowledge
In which we float like flotsam
Nourish us jellies.

choppersangel's avatar

Ah, but it returns!
Here, my dears, with joy sublime
Oh, blah-de-blah… I forgot…

JilltheTooth's avatar

I love that this is still going on!

rpm_pseud0name's avatar

^ that is not a hai
ku, Jill. & neither is this.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Damn, and I was do
ing so well when I posted
other things above. :-)

choppersangel's avatar

Obsessive I get;
too many words arriving -
late now – bedtime, ‘night!

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