What is the strangest news story you heard lately?

The Pink Prankster: Cat Covered In Dye

I don’t have a link but some guy is pleading insanity from red bull.
He attempted to kill his wife and is now saying he was momentarily insane from drinking to many red bulls.
To me that just sounds like he was saying I don’t want to go to jail or a mental institution. So i will just blame red bull.

The saga of Hogzilla

Knifie removed from Brazil man’s head after 3 years

“The Duke of Edinburgh has raised eyebrows by asking the leader of the Scottish Conservatives if she was wearing tartan knickers at a reception for the Pope.”
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(The strange part, if you’ve ever even heard of Prince Phillip, is that this hasn’t happened before.)

It was on the Icelandic news that a man was attacked by bees and the doctors had to pick out about 1000+ (things from the bees-dont know what they are called)
and the man was old, I think over 70 or something. He survived.

Indian Woman Breast-feeds Calf

@Thesexier Stingers.

oh papayality – thank you.

Segway exec. dies in Segway accident

Sarah Palin might be our presidant in 2012

Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

@papayalily – Oh, wow.

@MissAnthrope It’s both a commentary on the craziness of today’s world and Spain’s economic situation.

I think @Pied_Pfeffer is the winner! Wow…holding breasts and thinking what kinda sucking action a calf might create, ow.

Just saw this and felt it was worth reviving this question for:

Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth

Oh! A woman ate her 3 week old son.