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How would you test a chicken for dyslexia?

Asked by phaedryx (6126points) October 2nd, 2010

(I’m reading a book that mentioned a dyslexic chicken)

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Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Put out a row of feed and see if it pecked from left to right or right to left or randomly. If it pecked the row from left to right, then it’s not dyslexic. If it pecked from right to left, it’s simple dyslexia, but if it pecked randomly, then it’s probably schizophrenic.

Brian1946's avatar

Dyslexic chickens usually go, “Culck culck cuckl”. Dyslexic hens will usually lay gegs. ;-)

cazzie's avatar

You have to tell us what this book is. If it’s Terry Prachet….. you get some points from me. (this sound soooo Terry Prachet to me…)

mickhock's avatar

Did you hear about the dyslexic homeless guy?
He held up a sign reading “Will fuck for wood.”

squigish's avatar

Step 1: Teach chickens to read.
Step 2: I’ll tell you once you’ve finished step 1.

tranquilsea's avatar

@cazzie one of my favourite books is, “Mort”. I nearly peed myself laughing

cazzie's avatar

@tranquilsea Terry Pratchett is a genius.

cazzie's avatar

So… Terry Pratchett could teach a chicken to read if it was dyslexic…. is that what we’re saying here?

phaedryx's avatar

@cazzie “Reaper Man” by Terry Pratchett

Jeruba's avatar

It’s a trick. All chickens are dyslexic. This is why you seldom see them reading. The chicken in question was undoubtedly as normal as chickens get.

Mista_Reflexivity's avatar

T-shirt material.

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