[NSFW] When you were growing up, did you ever get caught masturbating by your parent(s)?

This thread got me thinking about growing up and I was amusing myself at the thought of having any sort of discussion about sex with my bio-dad, because that just would never happen. He’s very conservative and traditional and that alone would have made it really weird, so I’m not complaining.

All of a sudden, I had a memory flashback (obviously buried out of mortified embarrassment) of my dad opening my bedroom door one day – without knocking – and walked into my room, catching me in the act. It was a very long, drawn out, mortifying few moments before he figured out what was going on and then made a quick exit.

I know my mom caught me at least once, as well. (hey, I masturbated a lot)

Tell me I’m not the only one that had to endure this intense embarrassment?