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I was just minding my business in the Balkans, removing what was left of the Byzantines and declaring war on the Hungarians, when the Mongols showed up in Baghdad.
They couldn’t show up in Sarkel or something, it had to be Baghdad, didn’t it?
I was hoping they would ignore me and head toward Jerusalem, and it looked like they were going to, because two turns later they still hadn’t attacked.
But, they did attack, at Mosul.
I was so pissing mad that I sallied and defeated the besieging stack, and it ran off into the desert.
I expected them to come back, since they had plenty more full stacks to attack me with, and I was bound to lose eventually.
But they never did.
I had better things to do than chase after them at the moment, so I ignored them for a while.
Later, out of curiosity, I sent a spy to check the desert south of Baghdad, and sure enough they were still there.
All ten stacks, formed in a perfect triangle for some reason, just sitting there, not moving at all.
What the hell is wrong with them?
Why don’t they get out of my territory and go bother the Fatimids like normal people?
There are too many of them for me to fight myself, so they are essentially stuck there forever until I can get enough soldiers to get rid of them.

And of course, the Timurids arrived in Yerevan before that happened.

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stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar stranger_in_a_strange_land said

Merry Christmas (or winter solstice or whatever) Talimze!! :^)

December 25th, 2009

NUNYA's avatar NUNYA said

Stopping by to wish you a Merry Christmas Talimze!!! Hope your day is a good one!!!!

December 24th, 2009

gradyjones's avatar gradyjones said

Regarding your answer: HA! HA! Is that like bats in the belfry? Thanks Talimze!

December 12th, 2009

Zacky's avatar Zacky said

Regarding your answer:
I’ve wanted people killed, but its just not working out for me. Thanks Talimze.

December 11th, 2009

anon's avatar anon said

Regarding your answer:

You = silly ;D

Thank you for the enjoyable response to my question, Talimze!

And welcome to Fluther!

December 11th, 2009