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Soultoll's avatar Soultoll said

Has anybody worked at a strip club in south Florida and what can you tell me about what really happens behind the curtains thx

May 20th, 2016

Oceanflower's avatar Oceanflower said

—Regarding your answer he gets an allowance and I never have coke in the house. He can walk to the shops, they are only 10minutes away.

December 13th, 2009

asmonet's avatar asmonet said

It’s not red anymore! It’s baby pink! Woo!

July 3rd, 2009

asmonet's avatar asmonet said

Thoughts that have gone through my head in the past twenty minutes.

Huh, smells kinda fruity. In you go developer!

You’re a lie! Your existence is a LIE. YOU SMELL OF DEATH.

Will this give me brain damage?

Oh god, I’m gonna pass out.



Hmmm… better. Why isn’t it burning yet? Did I not make it right…—OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OW.

Heat helps, yes? No aluminum foil…. ghetto grocery bag shower cap?

HUZZAH! Grocery bag shower cap!


What? I needed to do something to pass the time.

July 3rd, 2009

irocktheworld's avatar irocktheworld said

I love dogs!!!

June 25th, 2009