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• The law of gravity. It’s the man keeping me down.
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• The only job I’ve ever had was as a grocery bagger. Sometimes I would forget to put people’s groceries in their cart. People went hungry because of me. It keeps me up at night… all those starving people…
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• I would spend my time putting my face on burnt toast and mildew stains.
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