If your child wrote Santa a letter and the letter asked, "Where's Waldo?" what would you say?

The children in question are pretty bright, old enough to know better and they believe that Santa can tell them anything, such as who the winner for best picture will be this year and where is Waldo.

I have watched maybe five movies this year and the only one I remember is Avatar. I don’t even know who Waldo is, much less where he is. So please help me.

What would Santa say?