What would you do if someone tried to "Mod" you in real life?

Lol first things first….Please put you fangs away and retract your claws, put the pitchfork down, put out the torch, and untie the noose…this in no way has anything to do with the Fluther mod team in any way shape or form thanks

So.. say you go to the mall one day and as you enter you notice a group of people running around to different shoppers doing something then running to the next….when they get to you they start naming different thing wrong with your hair/how your dressed/ and whatever else…..each time they say something they put a sticker on you….. lol How would you react?