Glenn Beck is a secret _______? (See Details)

Glenn Beck’s exposition of the looming worldwide conspiracy theory got a new chapter added this week with the unrest in Egypt. Now not only is Obama secretly a far-left anti-American Socialist Communist Nazi who secretly hates white people. He is also secretly part of George Bush’s push for a New World Order and—wait there’s more—George Bush’s New World Order conspiracies are secretly in cahoots with Obama and with the Muslim Brotherhood to usher in a Muslim Theocratic Caliphate covering all of Europe and the Arab World. And there is more. The secretly Muslim Obama has got his Muslim operatives into right-wing conservative organizations and they are destabilizing them. Perhaps George W. Bush helped with that part of the plot.

Now I’m willing to listen to theories and wild ideas. So I have listened to Beck as each new thing that happens in the news fits perfectly into his massive conspiracy theory that now involves secret ties between most of the Earth’s population outside of Glenn Beck and his loyal listeners. However, it occurred to me that it’s equally possible that Beck himself is the one who is secretly something or another. But what? Fill in the blank, Glenn Beck is a secret _______?