Would you loan Lindsay Lohan your car?

Saturday morning, the doorbell rings. It’s Lindsay Lohan.

She explains that her car broke down near here on her way to meet a writer who has a movie that she’s read and wants to make. (If you can come up with a more sympathetic premise, use it!)

Near tears, she says she’s sure this is the only chance she’ll have to land the part. She’s desperate to put all the crap behind her and get her career revived. She’s convinced this is THE script.

She asks if she can borrow your car. She’ll bring it straight back after the meeting; she says she’ll make it up to you.

What do you say?