When are "they" going to tell us?

We have had these Awards for long enough…..They should tell us what the hell the “unknown” ones mean….

Pilgrim I’d tell you, but the CIA will [REDACTED].

Old-timer If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

Robot Crush These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…

Perfecto-fish We’d tell you, but our standards are impossibly high.

Cake in the Frizzer It’s going to be tough to find everything in this secret volcano lair.

Feeding Frenzy Do you think you’ll live to tell the tale?

Guacamole Visit the Fluther HQ in person or via mail.

This is the root of all evil…... I HATE getting awards lol kinda “getting awards” that have no explanation…..