What have you accomplished lately that makes you proud?

I taught myself how to parallel park. That sounds pretty insignificant, but a year ago I couldn’t even freaking drive, and now I’m road tripping all over the place. Parallel parking was the only thing I couldn’t get, because I drive a really shitty car with no power steering. It takes some real finesse to get that P.O.S. into a tight parking space. I was driving around downtown Richmond last weekend and had no choice but to parallel park, so I just did it. On the other hand, I was parking so I could go to a party where I got really high and played foosball all night, then I ate cereal straight from the box. So accomplishment and un-complishment cancel each other out.

What awesome things have you done lately? Let’s all give ourselves a little pat on the back.