May I hear your original song parody, please?

Sometimes I make up song parodies just for fun and other times, such as today, I get a song stuck in my head and figure if I have to suffer with it, I will mentally re-write it to make it more interesting. I would love to hear your own parodies of songs – whether they are ones you love or hate. Please share how you came up with it and what inspired you and if you’ve ever performed it for anyone.

I present my offering below, because I hope doing so will drive it out of my own head. I also once sang my own version of “Feelings” entitled “Penguins” for a penguin-loving bartender friend on a night when he had karaoke at his bar.