What's your secret terminology for talking about marijuana?

Everybody’s got some. Maybe it’s a phrase with a code-word in it. Perhaps it’s that special look that you give your buddy when your eyes meet across the room, or a hand signal. Regardless, it means the same thing; “Hey, wanna meet me in the yard with a packed bowl in 10 minutes?”

The most popular one among my friends is the phrase, “Say, would you like to become wizards?” Cheesy, I know, but it gets the job done. Or, if we’re trying to be more discreet we say, “We’re going to spend a quiet evening at home.”