How do you poop?

Recently I’ve come to realize that not everyone poops the same. My boyfriend was telling me that he will sit down, poop, and then stay seated for a few minutes until the next round comes. This shocked me because I never have a “next round”. I don’t like marinating in stench, so once I’m done, I get up. No waiting around. If I have to go again, I will return to the bathroom when that time comes. Therefore, I take 20 seconds to poop while some others (MEN…yes I’m generalizing. Accurately.) like to stew in there for 10 or 15 minutes. I don’t get it.

So what about you? Are there even more different varieties of how to poop? My brother puts his feet up on the seat in front of him because apparently that is how we’re “supposed” to poop as humans, meaning more comes out. Or he says you can squat too but that seems uncomfortable. Since I started putting my feet up I have had much more pleasant bowel movements.

Anyone wanna share? I’m actually seriously curious.