If you could roast any celebrity, who would it be and what would you say?

A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature.

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So, pick a celebrity and give them your best roasting. They can be dead or alive.