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Is the following a true definition of a person's Golden Years?

Asked by john65pennington (29258points) June 6th, 2011

Someone gave this to me many years ago and it has had no meaning to me, UNTIL I retired. Please read the following:

Old people are the nation’s leading carrier of AIDS!

Hearing Aids
Band Aids
Roll Aids
Walking Aids
Medical Aids
Government Aids
Monetary Aids

“The Golden Years have come at last”............................

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot s___
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My body is drooping
Got trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my a__!

Question: does this description fit you now or will you remember this as you begin to age for those Golden Years?

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