Have you ever laughed at words that come out of your own mouth when speaking to children or pets?

I ran into a friend at the grocery store and we were chatting when, barely breaking stride in our conversation, she told her toddler “Quit licking the shelves.”

At first she didn’t understand why that made me laugh but then she started thinking of all the things she never thought she’d hear herself say.

Today I was outside and told my dog, very seriously, “Don’t eat bees.” Of course he cocked his head at me and then ate a bee.

So, what are your funniest kid/pet comments?