What's your favorite "She's too young for you, bro" joke?

Examples:
If she posted her school schedule on Facebook, she too young for you, bro!
If she thinks 100 dollars can buy everything, she’s too young for you, bro!
If she still yells, “This is my jam!”, she’s too young for you, bro!
if Sh3 tYp3$ lyk3 di$ I’m gonna punch her in her mouth.
If she doesn’t make you a sandwhich, kick her too the curb
What are your favorites? If you haven’t heard of it before, make up your own. :)