What is the worse boss you've ever had and tell us some stories about them?

While working for an online shop my boss was on the edge, I had no idea what I should say half the time that wouldn’t result in her having ago at me.

Just a few stories

Once we were selling Swarovski crystals, with a little inspection to see the condition of the items I could tell that the ideas were damaged, one of the eyes was missing, the pig leg was glued back on and other problem with the other items. When the boss came into my office I commented about the damage and she replied
“I checked these items over there was no damaged, you must have done it moving them into the room” I made the comment I didnt move them into the room and she replied
“You have a answer to everything” :/

Another time we had a lot of old toy train set. She said “Don’t take them out wait until Neil gets back” So when Neil got back we both started taking them out to inspect them for research. She walked through the door and made a big scene at what was I doing, what did she ask me? I thought she meant only take them out when Neil gets there but she meant don’t take them out at all wait until neil gets back. What is an honest mistake

Everyday was like this.