What kind of fun are blondes supposed to have more of?

There’s that saying about blondes having more fun, but nobody ever defines the term “fun.” What the hell is it that blondes call fun that they have more of? Is it fencing? Glass blowing? Ant racing? What?

Also, why do they have more of this fun? Who did they pay off? Why hasn’t there been an investigation? Where are Woodward and Bernstein when we need them?