Will you write a rap right now?

Here’s mine:
My technique is flawless, when you speak you’re lyrically jawless. My lyrics is marvelous. You’re too stupid to be retarded.
“Duh, duh,” What’d you say? Don’t talk to me unless you can speak clearly. I eat you up lyrically. Spit you out verbally. I’ll come at you diversity. I’ma show you no mercy.
Call me a wanna be Eminem, I’m the fist Ash-Leigh, I’m proud of that, you’re a cry baby with a diaper rash.

Okay, I can’t rap, but you gotta admit, that was pretty beast.