"TV Is Chewing Gum For The Eyes." Can you make your own clever motto on what TV is?

I saw this slogan this evening on a wall in a television studio, on tv.
According to one answer I found on the net, it means something like: “gum is not feeding you it is only keeping your mouth busy, in turn tv is only keeping your eyes busy.”
Can you make one that is witty, and/or clever?