Is it possible to have a whole conversation in idioms?

I recently heard some idioms that where quite colorful. One was, “he is as handy as a back pocket on a shirt”.
It had me wondering if it is possible to make a whole conversation using an idiom in each sentence? Or is it impossible?
Please join and have some fun with this.
I figured if anyone can make this happen is my fellow flutherites.
I’ll start,
My neighbor came over today to complain about noise and she was madder than a wet hen in a tote sack.