What will you bring to the Fluther foodfight?

I’m ready to explode all over my daughter’s principal and need a fun way to vent my frustrations, so I’m starting a Fluther food fight.

I just flung garlic mashed potatoes all over you. It’s your turn.

What are you bringing to the food fight? Something messy? Something sticky? Something hard (like Grandma’s fruitcake)?

It’s been a year since a similar question was asked, so I’m hoping this is safe…