I would like my enemies to be smitten. Any suggestions for the proper deity/demon/mafioso?

I have decided, after carefully stewing drunkenly over it, to request that my enemies be smitten this year. I am much too lazy to do any real research in to this and am afraid that if I do I will lose my current smite lust.

Can any of you suggest who does the best smiting these days and what steps I would need to take to make this the Best End Of The Year Smiting Ever!