Would you care to share your Dog Dammit! moments?

Today, I made a big batch of pastry dough and left it resting on the counter while I ran to the corner store (5 minutes, tops). I came back and the bowl is empty. That was 4.5 Cups of raw flour, 2 Cups of lard… one belching Golden Retriever.

Torn between screaming and laughing, I thought I’d ask for your Oh, My Dog! Stories. Can you remind me why we love these creatures?

I don’t mean to discriminate. Cat Dammit or Kid Dammit stories are also welcome.