(NSFW) What do you think this means?

I dreamed all night long that I was having wild, dirty sex with Stellan Skarsgard. Numerous sexual “tools” were used, and I was willing to do anything he asked.

Does this mean I really want to have raunchy sex with the Swede?
Am I just generally randy?
Is it a prophecy that I am soon to be trampled by stampeding rhinos whilst in the supermarket?

I need humor today. Go nuts. :D