If you run away with the circus, what kind of performer would you be?

Make your own unique scenario. Maybe you hate clowns and the circus but no matter. Hypothetically, you still end up running away with the circus and you have to be a performer if you wish to survive. Which act do you think you could do? Which one you will really be interested in in doing, if any?

Funny, maybe introspective answers are most welcome! Thanks.