If you were to give into your naughty impulses, what would you do?

In the naughty or nice question, a bunch of people said they wanted to be naughty. This made me wonder what they wanted to do, but weren’t doing, because they were nice. I mean, for real, would anyone else think it was naughty? Or are people just flattering themselves?

So here’s your chance to prove you really are naughty. If you were to give in to your naughty impulses, what would you do?