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Would you help me get rid of the body?

Asked by Shippy (9857 points ) December 29th, 2012

I finally did it, he had to go. But boy he is large. He was a nasty low down pimp. He got what he deserved. I live in a small apartment block on the quieter side of town. I’m on the top floor over looking a semi busy street below. The traffic is beginning to die down.

Here are my tools, I need to make sure this body is NEVER found. A Turkey baster, a carving knife, some steak knives, nail polish remover (loads). Wigs, a wheelchair, blankets, and a pair of Spanish Caracas. I didn’t make a mess, he was a bloodless bastard anyway.

Help me get him out? with no one noticing, I know I can count on you! Plus put him in a place he will never ever be found.

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