[NSFW] Do you have a Willy Wonker?

A friend of mine jokingly said to me the other day, that my vagina should have a name (long story!), to which I replied she has! It’s Valerina Vulvatitis. But of course she hasn’t, it just sort of came to me.

In the past one of my partners, called his penis Henry? And my parts Martha. (Maybe Henry and June would have been more appropriate!) When I was little it was called, my Thingy, or my Thingy down there. Which didn’t show much imagination on my parents part I admit. It sounds kind of scary? Like a little monster lurking in my panty’s, but I digress.As well as many a true words said in jest!

Does having a name for it, as an adult secure it with its own stylist, address book and personality? Even perhaps social life?

Care to share any of your favorite nick names for your nether regions? Or ones you have used on others in the past!