What would you like to be reincarnated as?

I want to be reincarnated as one of my wife’s stud dogs because:
1. They get the best health care.
2. They get great food.
3. They get to lay around on the couch all day.
4. My wife finds girls for them.
5. When it’s time to mate, if the bitch is a bitch about it, my wife is very good at A.I..

hubba hubba!