[NSFW] Do you and/or others enter through your rear entrance?

Do you use your rear entrance? How often? Is it your primary or exclusive entry, used heavily, occasionally, or never? How do you make a grand entrance without using the front entry? Do you even have a front entry?

Not to worry. If, for some unknown reason, you find that your answer to this question is too humdrum for an “R/X” rating, then jump to the “G” rated SFW version. You’ll be able to discuss the sort of rear entrance you have in mind there