Fluther is drinking my milkshake. Again. To whom would I report this repeated theft?

I mean, come on! Once was enough, but to drink my milkshake all the time… well, let’s just say I take my milkshakes very seriously and this is causing me all sorts of emotional anguish.

Who is it that is actually doing the drinking, anyway? Is it Ben? Andrew? Auggie?

And to whom would I report this? The milkshake thieves must be stopped!