[Potentially NSFW] Is George Michael's "Father Figure" the creepiest song ever written?

I’ve always found this song hugely inappropriate and creepy, and yet no one else I know has shared this belief.

_I will be your father figure
Put your tiny hand in mine
I will be your preacher teacher
Anything you have in mind
I will be your father figure
I have had enough of crime
I will be the one who loves you
Until the end of time
That’s all I wanted
But sometimes love can be mistaken
For a crime_

I’d like to know what this song means if it’s not meant the way I’m taking it. It sounds like the theme song for the Man/Boy Love Association.

What other songs give you the heebie-jeebies?