[SFW] "Stop the world, I want to get off." When it's time, how would your prefer to do it?

All of us are probably familiar with the line form Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley’s Musical, song and book using it as the title. Most of us aren’t quite ready for our final curtain call quite yet. But if that fateful day ever dawns when you do know it is time, when you do want them to stop the world just for you, how would you prefer to get off? Granted that short of suicide most of us have limited choices in the matter, but suppose you can choose, what’s your preferred method to “Exit, stage left.”? Thinking of a more frisky meaning for “I want to get off.”? If so, jump to the NSFW version of this question.