Do anyone here come up with new names for the characters in the game "Happy Wheels"?

I do that because I am not really satisfied with the given names of the characters in “Happy Wheels”. Here’s my list:

Wheelchair guy -> bold old man
Irresponsible dad -> abusive dad (I think this guy deserves more than just “irresponsible”)
Effective shopper -> ineffective eater
Moped couple -> irresponsible boyfriend/husband
lawnmower man-> effective destroyer
Explorer man -> minecart cowboy (that guy looks more like a cowboy than an explorer to me)
Santa Claus -> abusive Santa Claus
Pogostick man -> high-jump champion