[NSFW] You have one wish, but it must be for something sexual. What do you ask for?

You find this strange old oil lamp in a thrift store. It looks like it is made of brass or bronze, but it’s developed a patina with age. They only want $1 for the corroded looking thing, so you buy it and take it home. You get some Brasso and a cloth, turn on your favorite mindless entertainment on TV, and sit down to polish the lamp and see what you’ve got. But as soon as you begin rubbing the body of it, a strange greenish mist pours out of its spout and organizes itself right before your eyes into a semi-translucent form that is unmistakably a Genie.

The Genie bows and explains that it’s great to be out after over a century cooped up in the tiny lamp. Since you are the fortunate soul who released the Genie from the lamp’s confines, you get one wish. “However,” the Genie goes on to explain, “I am the Genie of Eros. I only have power to grant sexual wishes. Now, what is the one erotic wish you would have me grant you?”