Breaking news: God is proven to be real, lives in Denmark.

For the first time in recorded history it is now finally proven to be true: God is real!

In a 1 hour interview at Danish television it now became clear that God is real and lives in Denmark. He lives in a little village north of Copenhagen. The exact location was not revealed, as God insisted that He wanted to stay out of the floodlight, as ‘not to interfere’ and ‘stay on the background’.

It seems He has been living in that area for the past 164 years. When asked why He has not made himself known before, He declined to answer. “Just go on…”, He said, adding that “all is going according to plan”.

Sources said that this time, proof of God’s identity is beyond any doubt and was examined by a forum of over 1,500 scientists. Dawkins himself admitted to have been wrong and said… “It is true… God is real. He lives in Denmark.”

God himself seemed to care little about the media uproar.

So… now what? What will change now God is proven to be real?

The background to this question is that to me the whole fact that God’s existence cannot be proven is part of the deal. Maybe I’m wrong though…

What would happen next? Would we continue to pray as we did? Or would we go ‘en mass’ to Denmark to find Him and try to talk to Him face-to-face? Why would we need to do that then and not now?

Would the church become more important? Or less?

Don’t be limited in your answer by these thoughts, though… anything that would change… Or not…