(NSFW) What are some of your best/funniest/worst sexual experiences?

My man and I have had some pretty off the wall things happen in bed. From the accidental Jalapeno-genital contamination to the bloody nose on his crotch during car sex…. We’ve had some rather hilarious encounters. While most of the note worthy blunders were horrifying in the moment, we laugh pretty hard about them these days. Anyone else have these sorts of things happen? We’re talking so-bad-i-dont-know-if-i-can-look-you-in-the-eye-tomorrow kind of stuff (lol).