Why be self deprecating when there are Internet forums available where you can let true professionals do it?

My goodness, there’s no need to do it yourself. The professionals on the Internet work for the pure joy of their job. They are happy to deprecate you to your heart’s discontent and do it all for free. They are so tireless at their work that even when you thank them and tell them that’s enough, they just keep giving their disdain.

So hey, pump your own tires all you want. You’ll find plenty of well-practiced experts at criticism and deprecation ready to let the air back out for you.