Alien ship lands. An emissary disembarks and reads, "Take me to your realed." What do you do?

It’s New Year’s Eve and time for a bit of silliness.

Do you assume the alien is dyslexic and read leader but saw it as realed? Do you try to figure out what a realed is? Do you blast him with your disintegrator ray, and follow up by incinerating his ship? Or do you blast him with the best mind alterants at hand, and settle down to get to know WTF he’s talking about? New Year’s is coming up. It’s time to update the Alien Invasion Playbook. What does your playbook say?

Happy New Year!