What would you do if 95% of your clothes vanished?

Last night I was informed that I pretty much lost everything that I wasn’t wearing. It went down like this.

(08:44:24) Allie: what happened to your clothes :(
(08:46:03) Ryan: Here is what happened.
(08:46:47) Ryan: I go downstairs with my laundry and go to put it in the backseat but the door was locked so I set it down.
(08:47:42) Ryan: My mom was on the passengers side sorting out groceries so I start helping with that.
(08:48:53) Ryan: I was on the passengers side when I set down the laundry. it was just a few feet from where she was.
(08:49:41) Ryan: So the groceries get sorted and I run them upstairs.
(08:50:57) Ryan: So I run back down to give my mom some cash and she is sitting in the drivers seat. Where I put the clothes wasn’t visible.
(08:51:18) Ryan: I just assume that she put them in the car.
(08:51:29) Ryan: She drives off.
(08:52:00) Ryan: By the time she notices they are missing someone had already taken them.

How would you react? I got drunk.