[NSFW] How would you rewrite this scene's dialog to make it better?

Nurse: Do you like what you see?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I love what I see.

Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yes. Yes I would.

Nurse: Would you like to go out with me?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Uh, yes I would.

Nurse: Would you like to fuck me?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Bingo.

Nurse: Well then let’s see what you’ve got…

[investigates his bulge]

Nurse: Doesn’t interest me. Nothing there.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet?

Nurse: Have you been circumcised?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah I have, why?

Nurse: Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor.

Nurse: Good doctors make mistakes too, that’s why they have insurance.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [getting closer to her] Hey… don’t worry. I got enough. It’s big.

Nurse: I want bigger.

[walks away]