Why are some men (of celebrity or stature) so stupid?

Twice in the last two weeks, two men who have “names” in the football world were arrested for solicitation of prostitution. One was the ESPN (?) broadcaster, and yesterday, former NFL player and NFL Network employee Warren Sapp.

Don’t get me wrong. I think that prostitution should be legal.

But since it isn’t – why don’t these guys realize that they’re public figures – why don’t they have the smarts to (a) keept it in their pants, or (b) not get caught?