[NSFW] Do you think this business idea viable?

CAUTION: If you’re against consensual prostitution, or massages that include sexual activities then you’re advised to stop read further. Otherwise, feel free to continue reading.

I have been thinking about opening a massage parlor but the one that offer that kind of ‘extra’ service, in this case, only oral sex will be offered. The big problem here is that prostitution is illegal but free sex is not. With that in mind, I have designed some way to make this business viable and free from law’s intrusion but I’m not sure whether or not it can be applied/effective so I need to hear your opinions.
Here are my solutions:

- All masseuses are of legal age

- Employed masseuses are those who willing to perform oral sex

- All masseuses will be made to sign a contract that state “You commit working activities according to business SOP. If you commit illegal activities or activities that are outside the business SOP then the business establishment will not be responsible for any of your acts”. The SOP does not state performance of any kind of sexual activities.

- Outside the business the masseuses will be told that if they perform oral sex to customers at their own will then there will be bonus for them. Bonus here will be treated as gifts that will be sent to employees’ house, it won’t be treated as bonus in business operation so the business establishment won’t be seen as encouraging/compensating employees to commit prostitution.

- Normal massages will be provided, and if the customers imply that they wish to apply for massage with ‘extra’ service then there will be two steps taken in this case. First, the customer must agree to show his ID card to ensure that he’s not from law enforcement department (he’ll just be told that this is only an administrative procedure). Second, the said customer must agree to sign a contract that state “You will not blame the establishment for any activities that you commit at your own will in this establishment. The business establishment won’t be responsible for any acts happened to you for activities that aren’t part of the business SOP”. The customer can then pick the masseuse and will be delivered to special massage room. This way, the customer and masseuse will be seen as committing free sex instead of prostitution provided by the business establishment. Inside the establishment the business establishment will make itself seen as unconnected to prostitution activities, yet the customers will be made to acknowledge the ‘extra’ services through mouth-to-mouth advertisement.

Those are some of my precautions, if I miss any important step I’ll be glad to hear what you can offer. Opinions from business’ view point will be highly appreciated.