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What promises should politicians make to insure the zombie vote?

Asked by filmfann (52236points) November 1st, 2016

The Republican Party insists there is voter fraud going on, because there are thousands of dead people registered to vote.
Apparently, they want people to notify the Registry of Voters when they die.
Of course, it may be that zombies want to have their say in an election.
What policy positions or political promises would attract the zombie vote?
Only nice dead people please.

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