Have you ever slightly regretted for not being the opposite sex? (read the details)

Sometimes, I look at life and think to myself “Damn, I wish I were a dude. They have all the nice things.”
I mean, think about it. If I were a guy, I could go without a t shirt the whole summer and no one would even blink. I could ride one of them giant motorbikes and look super badass, rather than funny. I could have a cool beard. No periods, make up, and underboob sweat. Stuff like that. not that I wear make up all the time, but sometimes I actually have to, and then I slightly regret for not being male.

So, have you ever envied the opposite sex for something? You ever thought to yourself “Damn, I wish I were the opposite sex, they have the cool stuff in life”?

This, of course, goes for both male and female Jellies, I was talking from my perspective.